PIGGLY WIGGLY IS GETTING TOO BIG FOR HER BRITCHES

P.W. EXHIBITS THE KIND OF ENNUI USUALLY SEEN ONLY IN TEENAGERS 
Eyeball rolls can't be far off.

*From the Whorrified Snarchives: As we await the blessed day (meaning someone is turning 2 this weekend while I, miraculously, haven't aged A DAY), let us revisit a cherished moment in great grandparenting, below . . .  

Oh, pardon me, is someone getting BORED with having things put on her head? Does someone find Glamma’s obsession with taking advantage of her limited motor skills tedious and jejune? Well then someone is basically issuing what Glamma would call a challenge and is forcing her to take this game to a whole new level. A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABYCAKES! *makes I’m Watching You gesture* See you on Tuesday.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Uhhhm ... she’s a six-month-old baby.
MY NOTE: *signals Jinxy cat, watches as he flushes moron editor down the toilet* If I wanted your opinion I'd give it to you.